Now who in their right mind would ever want to harm a hair on Brad Pitt’s body right? Well, maybe that darn beard, but he recently shaved that and boy does he look hot now. Woo hoo Brad! Angelina better watch it, he no longer looks like some homeless man.

Brad’s Ex-wife and Ex-fiance’, (Jennifer Aniston & Juliette Lewis) have teamed up together in a new movie called, “The Switch.” The Switch is all about Jennifer’s character wanting to get pregnant and does it through artificial insemination, only her best friend (who happens to be a male) can’t figure out why his sperm was never asked for. Oops. But what happens when her BFF gets really drunk the night of her baby shower and accidentally dumps the sperm for the insemination down the drain. What else? Course he won’t remember since he has a black out. Seven years later he meets Jennifer’s little boy and boy are there similarities.

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Okay, so how many of you believe Paris really did have pot in her purse? For those that do not know:  People Magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton was held up by police on Corsica Island because they found pot in her purse.

Did she have it in her purse? I can totally see her saying she was framed or that she was holding it for someone else. Either way something tells me she’ll get away with this. What do you think? We already know earlier this month she was suspected of smoking marijauna at the World Cup, course that was all swept under the rug too.  Hmmm.  Sounds like someone needs her money held up a bit.

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Oh and for those that follow twitter, two hours ago she posted that it was all false:

Paris Hilton:

Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false! I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!! Now let’s move on and everyone focus and enjoy their own summer time! Love you guys! Xo Paris

Sandra will be on the cover of People Magazine holding her pride and joy this upcoming Friday, April 30. While she is getting a divorce she admits that she’s a little afraid of it all. It is unclear if she meant raising her son by herself or just not being a married woman after 5 years. Her son was born right here in the states in the state of New Orleans.  I think she’s already taking such a huge step and shows she is a big girl and knows what she wants. I think many of us can smile for her, she’s coming through something so devastating with a little someone to smile for.

Sandra has stated that she does not plan on booting Jesse from Louis life, since they began the process of adoption together and the little guy did get to know him. I think that just shows true class. Since the two are getting their divorce in Texas we can expect it to be over before the end of summer. Sandra won’t be fighting for his kids and he won’t be fighting for Louis (she ended the adoption filing as a single parent), and of course since they were only married for 5 years there will be no spousal support, not that either needed it.

As far as Jesse goes….well it seems that he still loves her but like the saying goes, “if ya love something you set it free,” and he’s doing just that. Jesse realizes what he did was horribly wrong and he’s broken her heart, he won’t make her suffer by not granting the divorce. Here’s what he told People Magazine:

"My whole life has been full of hard decisions.
"The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.

"Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life.

"I have always taken great pride in proving people wrong. That time has come once again to show that I am not what everyone says I am. I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But I believe that the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation for making this happen. The lifelong commitment I am making is what being a real husband and father is all about.

"I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together."

I must say, she’s got a bigger heart than most and if he is really sincere maybe they can remain very good friends.

Rumor had it that Naomi Campbell was getting ready to marry her Russian boyfriend who just happens to be a billionaire. But her spokesperson has come forward to announce that this rumor is just that, a rumor and not true. So looks like Naomi and Vladimir Doronin are not getting married but continue to spend lots of time together. Who knows maybe in the future it’ll happen.

Kate stuck a foot in her mouth earlier this week when she stated, “I don’t see another option,” Gosselin told Meredith Vieira in what has become a familiar refrain. “I have eight kids to provide for.” Okay, I would’ve believed that without her ever saying it. The family does have a huge house and they have 8 kids, if nannies are involved they need to pay them. Course truth is they could downsize on all that, there are families that have 8 kids and are raising them without having to spend all that dough. So is she in the wrong?

I think it depends on how she goes about it. If we saw her out of the spotlight so much we may feel for her. I mean her husband was cheating when she was trying to get them popular, they divorce and she’s left with figuring it all out when they split the family income. She knows someone has to bring in money and she’s the head of the household, Jon is fending for himself and traveling everywhere. But when we read stuff like 5 figure makeovers, gourmet water…ya know the expensive type and catered food while she’s away. 

People Magazine recently asked her what she’d do if Jon does go after the kids, her response was:

"A law?" she continues, "Yeah, right. Don’t mess with me when it comes to my kids. You are never, ever going to win."

While it doesn’t sound like she’s afraid I bet way down she is terrified of it all. There area so many Jon/Kate haters out there that someone may side with him.  Well Kate is making the round and went on Leno and and Leno asked her what Jon did for a living, her response:

“Not that I’m aware of.” So far there has been no response from Jon. Does anyone know if he’s working?

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A bit strange? No, not really most people buy themselves a cemetery plot before they die so they can rest in peace and know it is what they wanted. The only thing that people might think is strange is that Nic Cage’s plot is a small pyramid that will go over his casket.

How did she find out? No, her sister didn’t tell her. She was looking over his Visa statement when she discovered a $160,000 car and several expensive pieces of jewelry were purchased with it and she didn’t get a single one. So what would any wife do? She got suspicious, she knew there was a diamond necklace but someone else got it.  Now many are reporting the rumor of Shannon and Larry being an item is true, she is of course denying it. I guess no one will ever know the truth unless Larry admits to it or someone has photos of the two of them lip to lip.  This incident may have actually taken place many years ago in which time Larry gave Shawn a few homes in her name, but now in court he’s fighting her for them. The betrayal seems to be the fact that Larry was still giving her sister gifts, making it look as if the affair was or is still going on.

According to TMZ it hasn’t always been peaceful at the home,  “One friend recalls an incident outside of Nate ‘n Al in Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple was "punching each other." Wow, I must say I always knew he sounded angry but never thought he’d hit a lady. Did you?  The bigger issue doesn’t seem to be the couple wanting houses or money, while I’m sure that’ll be another issue the current one is who will get the boys?

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Angelina Jolie has yet another bodyguard coming out and talking out against her, it is uncertain at this time if this is an angry ex-employee or if this is just someone actually speaking the truth. However, this bodyguard recently did an interview with In Touch Magazine and told what they are saying is the truth about the TRUE ANGELINA JOLIE.

The truth will shock many of her fans, but it won’t shock everyone. Here goes:

“In my opinion, the real Angelina is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn’t do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she’s totally psycho,” Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard Bill tells In Touchexclusively.

Can we say, “OUCH!”? I wouldn’t doubt it if she had a double personality though, she’s got to be Ms. Angelic when around the public because that’s how everyone wants to see her. But behind closed doors does the pressure of being a movie star finally catch up? What about all those kids? Is Brad Pitt not as loving or jumping to her every needs like we may think when he’s out in public. I’m sure he gets tired of the act and if she really is controlling I can see him leaving her yapping away on the phone as he walks out of the room.

…a woman whose erratic behavior, yelling fits and unreasonable demands deeply hurt not only staff members — but especially Brad and their six children.

This only makes one ask…what are the demands?  Can they play inside their home? Or do they have to be as quiet as a mouse because she needs rest? If you are wondering about her now wait until you read the next part:

“She screams and yells a lot, then walks away,” Bill (the bodyguard)says, explaining that Angelina would often “disappear into her suite for hours,” leaving staffers — and Brad — to deal with her children. “She would punish them with silence,” says Bill, adding, “I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way.” If the children were to get upset by her withholding behavior, he says, Angelina didn’t seem to care. “She is not moved by tears,” he explains. Still more disturbing, he recalls, Angelina has a “quirky habit” of “giggling when one of her kids would start crying.”

I couldn’t picture anyone looking at a child that just fell down, is bleeding and suddenly hear the parent laughing/giggling at them.  Do you believe this to be true? One never can tell with an angelic figure. I think on this we’d have to hear a story or two about the giggling and a child crying.

“She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him,” Bill explains. “His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet.” When Angelina’s yelling gets to be too much, Brad will “put her on speaker and walk away from the phone,” Bill reveals. “Angelina will hang up and continue calling until one of the staff picks up.”

Are things not as lovey as everyone was made to believe or is this just a couple that have went through the honeymoon phase and must learn to live with the person they’re finally learning who the other person really is?

No one would blame Sandra Bullock if she does the one move everyone is waiting on and that’s to divorce the cheating skunk she’s currently married to, Jesse James. Taking a page out of the Tiger Woods’ Manual for Cheating on your wife. Jesse has had four women come out to state they had an affair with him and these weren’t just one night stands.

Radar Online has just announced that Sandra Bullock’s marriage is OVER.  According to their source she’s headed for a lawyer and is already taking the steps for a divorce. I do feel for her, not only did her man break her heart but now she won’t be able to be stepmom to Sunny. As many may or may not know, she’s been raising little Sunny since before she could walk and in all the pictures you can see the love the two share. I hope he’s happy.

Sandra has kept herself in hiding ever since the affairs have went public, but it seems her staff won’t let her drop off the face of the earth. One even brought her a Starbucks.

Currently the home wreckers are: Melissa Smith, Brigitte Daguerre, Michelle McGee, and another.  These first three each sold their stories to the highest bidder, In Touch Magazine, Star Magazine and of course TMZ outted one.  McGee’s father is trying to state that she believed the couple were split and was shocked to see them arm and arm at the awards show. The fourth one does not want to be named. Hmmm I wonder why? Could it be that the whole world will know each one of you helped break America’s Little Sweethearts’ heart?